I politely declined.' 'I had a date where this girl's nose would straight up not stop bleeding the entire time — she'd get up and go to the bathroom to deal with it, come back and it'd be fine for a few minutes, then would start bleeding again.Later she left the tissue paper in so we could make out, scout's honor.' 'A guy asked me to go with him to his client's house party (which turned out to be three guys sitting on a couch talking about work for two hours), then brought me to a club where his philosopher friend from college whipped out different lit novels from his coat pockets and proceeded to quote Aristotle and ask me for my favorite passages from 'Jane Eyre' all night.' 'A friend from college set me up on a blind date with a friend she grew up with.Nonetheless I find myself oddly satisfied and intend to spend the rest of my life with him...
She also called me two minutes before we were supposed to meet to say she'd be 45 minutes late …
Dear Blues Match, I'm replying to the email not because I'm unhappy about the message in any way, but because I think I should get you to take my message off the site as I'm getting married soon to someone I met through your good offices.
but I do carry more than one credit card now.' 'Nightmare blind date (first mistake), set up by a girl I met while visiting LA and hardly knew (second mistake).
She recommended I meet her friend, so we made a dinner date (third mistake).
' I definitely did not remember him.' 'It wasn't really a date...
Working in the startup world means I have a lot of unconventional meeting places, but I once had an investor invite me to a meeting at the Russian/Turkish baths.
she began a long-winded monologue that covered a variety of fun topics including, but not limited to: pride in growing up with certain level of 'status' (OK …), her dissatisfaction with the president (no actual examples cited), her dislike for paying taxes, her disdain for the poor and the homeless, a slew of religious intolerances, and finally, how Facebook was contributing to the downfall of society.
If you were wondering, there was no second date.' 'I was getting tipsy with some friends and VERY generously swiping right (on another app).
She thought the only appropriate questions were things like, 'If you were trapped on a desert island, what five foods would you take?